All week I’ve been a slap happy fool
sending all the old folks back to school.
Been running full speed and brand new shoes.
Geez Louise, I got the woo hoo blues.
I got the woo hoo blues.
I’ve been hooting hollering, shooting my guns
shouting down the barrel at the top of my lungs,
chasing the white dog and catching him too,
Good gravy, I got the woo hoo blues.
I got the woo hoo blues.
About a week ago, wouldn’t you know
life like a dream come true.
Now I’m sitting in a cow field, picking my nose,
whoa boys I got the woo hoo blues,
I got the woo hoo blues.
Couldn’t stop laughing. Couldn’t stop my smile
from leaping off my cheek, hitting people in the eyes.
Feeling so good I thought I’d never lose
Holy Moly, I got the woo hoo blues.
I got the woo hoo blues.
I woke up on the lawn. My wallet was gone.
My head was pounding. My pants weren’t on.
I could see my face in the officer’s shoes.
Sweet baby Jesus, I got the woo hoo blues.
I got the woo hoo blues.