Silly Like a Goose

I had a gal, she was the prettiest gal.
She turned me on then turned me loose.
Now she won’t even be my pal.
Silly like a goose. Silly like a goose yall.
Silly you are, silly you’ll always be.

The cure for life will kill ya boys.
Gather round, let’s make some noise.
Everything happens on Tuesday in this town.
I go to town and I walk around.
In the middle of town there hangs a noose.
The hangman wears a black evening gown.
Silly like a goose. Silly like a goose yall.
Silly you are, silly you’ll always be.

I tried to catch a train, it was a westward train.
I almost caught that thing by the caboose.
Now I’m sleeping out in the rain.
Silly like a goose. Silly like a goose yall.
Silly you are, silly you’ll always be.