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Out here the closest thing to a piece of ass is the bottle’s bottom. Well my dog pours me another glass. He’s a good boy, Just like I taught him. I’m the man that never stood a chance But I…
Out here the closest thing to a piece of ass is the bottle’s bottom. Well my dog pours me another glass. He’s a good boy, Just like I taught him. I’m the man that never stood a chance But I…
one night a mouse come and listen to me playin’ uh-huh one night a mouse come and listen to me playin’ uh-huh he was thinking about leavin’ now he’s thinking about staying uh-huh he went out and bought himself a…
I wish I knew the magic words to dry up all our tears. I wish I had a magic wand to make our troubles disappear. But I don’t know the magic words and I don’t have a magic wand. But…
in the land of coke and money i woke up in the morning with my face in the mirror just staring back at me like a clown that wasn’t funny read like a warning couldn’t make it any clearer i…
so many round here think i went the lazy way all under the table rolling down the highway sleepin’ where i wanted to no place to call my own those were the darndest hardest working lovely days i’ve ever known.…
This is the last one. The last one ever! This is the last one. I swear it tastes so good. How dare it keep on giving to the end. How dare I reply “Lord I’ll miss ya,” by and by.…
I was the sucker first in line to buy my ticket Barnum and Baily showed me how easily I’m won and there’s one born every minute, behind me next in line to find out how it’s done, to find out…
I wanna be in a sci-fi movie I wanna be the hero I wanna be in a sci-fi movie one with UFOs I wanna be in a sci-fi movie I love outer space I wanna be in a sci-fi movie…
If I was a pine I’d just grow. If I was the moon I’d just shine. If I was the sun I would rise and if was a spider’s web I’d pick a window and just trap bugs. I would…
Tonight the sad army lost another brave soldier to the arms of a beautiful girl. How I hate to see a man happy in love it’s like he’s forgotten the world! Leaving the drowning to the rain, we won’t be…