Shoulda brought a razor. Shoulda packed a tent.
Woke up in a blazer, in setting cement.
I was clawing for light. I was gasping for air.
For a moment, I thought I might just die right there.

I remembered in my collar I’d placed a paperclip.
I could pick these handcuffs and give these guys the slip.
Over the mountain, I could sneak away
and live to fight another day.

-CHORUS
Have guitar, will travel.
Got a car filled with gasoline.
We could go far or fire
and all points in between.

Somebody thanked me. Somebody spanked me.
I looked down and I was standing on some crybabies blanky.
I’d been walking through woods. I’d been mining for coal.
Sort of like my shoes with the dirt on their sole.

In between the raindrops. Between death and birth.
In between the lines between the moon and middle earth.
With my head in the clouds, I was dragging my feet
I knew I couldn’t stay, but I didn’t wanna leave.