There’s a battle blazing in my brain.
Millions of me fighting for my name.
There’s a few I’m cheering on to make the claim.
The rest of them are driving me insane.
And all I want and all I need
and all I know is I’m sitting still, but I’m gaining speed.

Somewhere there between my ears
there sits an angry jury of my peers.
My lawyer failed the bar, but passed the beers.
Didn’t get life, just 99 years.
And all I want and all I need
and all I know is I’m sitting still, but I’m gaining speed.

Pop, pop, pop, pop, popcorn, watch the moon.
I keep moving pictures around my room.
Trying to get this catgut uke in tune.
The sun keeps popping up too soon.
And all I want and all I need
and all I know is I’m sitting still, but I’m gaining speed.