I quit smoking. My fingers are shaking. I take a deep breath try to force a smile.
I know it’s for the good. I know it’s for the best. I hope it’s just for a while.
So good to see all you people so happy about the clean clean me.
I stand here before you as terrified as I can be.
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I hope I make it up this mountain and if I do, I hope I don’t jump.
But if I don’t make it up this mountain, I hope at least to make it out of this slump.
I know you say you can do it. I know you say you are proud.
I know you say these things because you say them so damn loud.
I know you wonder how hard could it be to be a nasty little thing like that adieu.
I don’t know I hope it’s not too hard because I quit drinking too.
I hope I don’t have to give up on my love and become all irritable and plump.
I know I could fill up on so much candy, I’d become my own speed bump.
I just cracked a smile that’s a good sign. I might just get up and go outside
and run all the way to my best friend and show her how much I’ve changed.