Leaning there screaming off of his back porch
blaming all of his inventions.
She comes home now with that face
he questions her intentions
Oh me oh my, that’s no way to treat no sipping wine.
He can’t hear her when she speaks
so she just stops speaking.
He’s got two eyes in a head
that never thought of watching her sleeping.
Oh me oh my, that’s no way to treat no sipping wine.
I guess you can’t blame him totally.
She’s the one that’s dumb enough
to be with him and not with me.
She says, “Man, I’m getting scared.”
He says, “Boo!” while laughing.
She says, “Man, we never talk>”
He says, “Goodbye” in passing.
Oh me oh my, that’s no way to treat no sipping wine.
He comes home now with a rose
he bought at the 7-11.
He says, “What you made to eat?
Honey, isn’t this heaven?”
I guess you can’t blame him totally.
She’s the one that’s dumb enough
to be with him and not with me.